I’ve done extensive research into the outcome of this Sunday’s Big Game.
I’ve crunched numbers and have come to a conclusion that is unfortunate.  I really wish that the Seahawks can prove my prediction wrong, but I’m positive that my math is correct.
The Steelers will win by anywhere from 10 to 12 points, and the total score of the game will not exceed 50 points (probably closer to 30).
If you’re interested in how I came to this conclusion, ask.  I’ve got it all worked out on notebook paper, and I can produce my proof of how I came to it.  Just ask.