I got this in an email and had to post something funny
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door…….. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “It is three o’clock in the morning.” He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife.
“Just some drunken guy asking for a push,” he answered.
“Did you help him?” she asked.
“No. I did not. It is three o’clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!”
His wife said, “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”
The man did as he is told (of course!), got dressed and went out into the pouring rain. He called out into the dark, “Hello! Are you still there?”
“Yes,” came back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” called out the husband.
“Yes, please!” replied the drunken man from the wet darkness.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing!”
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